First Day

Dear my diary Today's a very wet wednesday.

Orsino gets on my virgin nerves.

Beacause he doesn't realize that I will never let him in ......my house.

Luckily only my gently bodyguard is allowed to get in ......my house

and protects me.

Soon this fucking guy Orsini will leave me alone when Malvolio

shows him how a man can kiss.

Good bye for now - my lovely diary.

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