U. Kirchner 2008 10

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"Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself." (Chinese Proverb)

Riddle of the week:

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But five minutes later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

Proverb of the week:

It's six of one and half a dozen of the other.

Film quote of the week:

"Why so serious?"

Joke of the week:

Burglar: "Get ready to die! I'm going to shoot you now."

Victim: "But why?"

Burglar: "I've always said I'd shoot anyone who looked like me."

Victim: "Do I look like you?"

Burglar: "Yes."

Victim: "Then shoot!"

Termine

  • 1. Klausur: 02.04.2009
  • 2. Klausur: 02.07.2009


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