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Version vom 23. November 2008, 18:05 Uhr

Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?

Better safe than sorry.

"Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

“Why?” asks the father.

“The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2 x 3?’” says Little Johnny, “and I said, ‘6′.”

“But that’s right!”

“Then she asked me, ‘How much is 3 x 2?’”

“What’s the f**king difference?” asks the father.

“That’s what I said…”

2. Klausur: 15.01.2009

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 == '''''Riddle of the week:''''' ==
-If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
+Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
 == '''''Proverb of the week:''''' ==
-Every Jack will find his Jill.
+Better safe than sorry.
 == '''''Film quote of the week:''''' ==
-"If you can't trust a Swiss banker, then what's the world coming to?"
+"Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."
 == '''''Joke of the week:''''' ==
-Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
+Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
-Student: No, he did it all by himself.
+“Why?” asks the father.
+“The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2 x 3?’” says Little Johnny, “and I said, ‘6′.”
+“But that’s right!”
+“Then she asked me, ‘How much is 3 x 2?’”
+“What’s the f**king difference?” asks the father.
+“That’s what I said…”
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-. Klausur: 20.11.2008
 . Klausur: 15.01.2009