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== '''''Riddle of the week:''''' == | == '''''Riddle of the week:''''' == | ||
| − | + | A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But five minutes later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. | |
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| + | How can this be? | ||
== '''''Proverb of the week:''''' == | == '''''Proverb of the week:''''' == | ||
| − | + | It's six of one and half a dozen of the other. | |
== '''''Film quote of the week:''''' == | == '''''Film quote of the week:''''' == | ||
| − | " | + | "Why so serious?" |
== '''''Joke of the week:''''' == | == '''''Joke of the week:''''' == | ||
| − | + | Burglar: "Get ready to die! I'm going to shoot you now." | |
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| + | Victim: "But why?" | ||
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| + | Burglar: "I've always said I'd shoot anyone who looked like me." | ||
| − | + | Victim: "Do I look like you?" | |
| − | + | Burglar: "Yes." | |
| − | + | Victim: "Then shoot!" | |
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"Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself." (Chinese Proverb)Riddle of the week:A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But five minutes later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Proverb of the week:It's six of one and half a dozen of the other. Film quote of the week:"Why so serious?" Joke of the week:Burglar: "Get ready to die! I'm going to shoot you now." Victim: "But why?" Burglar: "I've always said I'd shoot anyone who looked like me." Victim: "Do I look like you?" Burglar: "Yes." Victim: "Then shoot!" |
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Useful materials and linksThe Life and Works of Edgar Allan Poe - Interactive Website The Life and Works of Ernest Hemingway Presentations in 12/2 |
