U. Kirchner 2008 10: Unterschied zwischen den Versionen

Version vom 8. Dezember 2008, 22:55 Uhr

What belongs to you, but is mostly used by others?

You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.

"There can be only one!"

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the....

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

2. Klausur: 15.01.2009

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 == '''''Riddle of the week:''''' ==
-Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
+What belongs to you, but is mostly used by others?
 == '''''Proverb of the week:''''' ==
-Better safe than sorry.
+You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.
 == '''''Film quote of the week:''''' ==
-"Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."
+"There can be only one!"
 == '''''Joke of the week:''''' ==
-Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
+Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
-“Why?” asks the father.
+Student: I is the....
-“The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2 x 3?’” says Little Johnny, “and I said, ‘6′.”
+Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
-“But that’s right!”
+Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
-“Then she asked me, ‘How much is 3 x 2?’”
-“What’s the f**king difference?” asks the father.
-“That’s what I said…”
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