U. Kirchner 2008 10: Unterschied zwischen den Versionen

Version vom 11. März 2009, 15:51 Uhr

Only one colour, but not one size,

Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.

Present in sun, but not in rain,

Doing no harm and feeling no pain.

What is it?

An idle brain is the devil's workshop.

"He slimed me!"

She: "You remind me of the ocean."

He: "Wild, romantic and restless?"

She: "No, you make me sick."

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 == '''''Riddle of the week:''''' ==
-A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But five minutes later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
+Only one colour, but not one size,
-How can this be?
+Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
+Present in sun, but not in rain,
+Doing no harm and feeling no pain.
+What is it?
 == '''''Proverb of the week:''''' ==
-It's six of one and half a dozen of the other.
+An idle brain is the devil's workshop.
 == '''''Film quote of the week:''''' ==
-"Why so serious?"
+"He slimed me!"
 == '''''Joke of the week:''''' ==
-Burglar: "Get ready to die! I'm going to shoot you now."
+She: "You remind me of the ocean."
-Victim: "But why?"
-Burglar: "I've always said I'd shoot anyone who looked like me."
-Victim: "Do I look like you?"
-Burglar: "Yes."
+He: "Wild, romantic and restless?"
-Victim: "Then shoot!"
+She: "No, you make me sick."
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