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== '''''Riddle of the week:''''' ==
 
== '''''Riddle of the week:''''' ==
 
   
 
   
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But five minutes later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
 
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How can this be?  
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== '''''Proverb of the week:''''' ==
 
== '''''Proverb of the week:''''' ==
 
   
 
   
It's six of one and half a dozen of the other.
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It's no use crying over spilt milk.
  
 
== '''''Film quote of the week:''''' ==
 
== '''''Film quote of the week:''''' ==
  
"Why so serious?"
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"It's alive! It's alive!"
  
 
== '''''Joke of the week:''''' ==
 
== '''''Joke of the week:''''' ==
  
Burglar: "Get ready to die! I'm going to shoot you now."
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He: "I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world!"  
 
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Victim: "But why?"
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She: "I'll miss you."
 
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Burglar: "I've always said I'd shoot anyone who looked like me."
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Victim: "Do I look like you?"
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Burglar: "Yes."
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Victim: "Then shoot!"
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==<span style="color:#C00000"> Termine</span> ==
 
==<span style="color:#C00000"> Termine</span> ==
  
*1. Klausur: 02.04.2009
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'''Schriftliche Abiturprüfung LK Englisch: 12.05.2010'''
 
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*2. Klausur: 02.07.2009
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==Useful materials and links==
 
==Useful materials and links==
  
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==Presentations in 12/2==
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==Presentations in 13/2==
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Aktuelle Version vom 9. Februar 2010, 14:02 Uhr

"Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself." (Chinese Proverb)

Riddle of the week:

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

Proverb of the week:

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

Film quote of the week:

"It's alive! It's alive!"

Joke of the week:

He: "I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world!"

She: "I'll miss you."

Termine

Schriftliche Abiturprüfung LK Englisch: 12.05.2010



Presentations in 13/2

Breaking News