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== '''''Riddle of the week:''''' ==
 
== '''''Riddle of the week:''''' ==
 
   
 
   
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
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Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
  
 
== '''''Proverb of the week:''''' ==
 
== '''''Proverb of the week:''''' ==
 
   
 
   
Every Jack will find his Jill.
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Better safe than sorry.
  
 
== '''''Film quote of the week:''''' ==
 
== '''''Film quote of the week:''''' ==
  
"If you can't trust a Swiss banker, then what's the world coming to?"  
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"Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."  
  
 
== '''''Joke of the week:''''' ==
 
== '''''Joke of the week:''''' ==
  
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
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Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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“Why?” asks the father.
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“The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2 x 3?’” says Little Johnny, “and I said, ‘6′.”
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“But that’s right!”
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“Then she asked me, ‘How much is 3 x 2?’”
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“What’s the f**king difference?” asks the father.
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“That’s what I said…”
  
 
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==<span style="color:#C00000"> Termine</span> ==
 
==<span style="color:#C00000"> Termine</span> ==
1. Klausur: 20.11.2008
 
  
 
2. Klausur: 15.01.2009
 
2. Klausur: 15.01.2009

Version vom 23. November 2008, 17:05 Uhr

"Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself." (Chinese Proverb)

Riddle of the week:

Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?

Proverb of the week:

Better safe than sorry.

Film quote of the week:

"Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."

Joke of the week:

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

“Why?” asks the father.

“The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2 x 3?’” says Little Johnny, “and I said, ‘6′.”

“But that’s right!”

“Then she asked me, ‘How much is 3 x 2?’”

“What’s the f**king difference?” asks the father.

“That’s what I said…”

Termine

2. Klausur: 15.01.2009


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