gk 2006 08 Kirchner

== '''"Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself."''' (Chinese Proverb) ==

[[media:Literary_devices.doc|Literary devices]]

[[media:How_to_link_sentences.doc|How to link sentences]]


== '''''Riddle of the week:''''' ==
 
What is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?

== '''''Proverb of the week:''''' ==
 
You cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs.

== '''''Film quote of the week:''''' ==

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

== '''''Joke of the week:''''' ==

"Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case."

"Are you sure of that?"

"Yes, absolutely."


== '''All my best wishes for your final tests and exams!''' ==